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hahah for my Wendy Witch my true 80's Girl



and you thought you were going to get me to go with you to syracuse tonight to see them lol



I loves ya but damn - New Kids on the Block lol

I nwever got into that Craze, you forget, I was more of the hair bands type of girl lol



Now if you were going to see Slaughter or Bon jovi or Motley Crue maybe I would go lol

Well, I supposed I should get things together, Still got a few hours before I have to leave and head out. Will be good to spend some time with the girls again tonight. Hopefully the psycho wont get in my face tonight.... because simply she has caused enough damage in the last month and well my Patience is pretty much gone with her antics...reminds self, Doc said to be non stressed.... Yes this can be achieved I do believe so, going to go find me a nice Lil quiet spot in borders, find a good book and relax for a Lil while until I have to meet up with the girls.

I look to the West as the Sun slowly drop beyond the horizon, slowly the shadows creep across the landscape covering all that the eye's can see. A warm breeze, blows my hair across my face and yet I can feel the presence, even though it can't be seen. A chill runs down my back and warmth fills my body.The feeling that you are watched over can be overwhelming. And much to my delight a fox creeps across the road, on its nightly hunt. the feeling of uneasiness starts to dissipate . I wish to only see you. I want only you I need .... only you. As I walk back down along the path to the house, its easy to see that Spring is just about here, another season has come and gone. From the end of the Summer, through the changing into Autumn, the cold and sleepless night of winter, I have loved only but you.

When asked why I do the things I do, my answer is usually quite simple...But when asked why I think the way I do, well that is just a little more complex. there never rhyme nor reason for some of the things I think. My mind is always going sometimes I wish I could just shut it off. I worry about the one's I love and have concerned for those that are lost. Some say I worry to much, but I worry only because I care. If I didn't care what happened with certain people they would never cross my mind. Of course some cross my mind more then others, but hey thats just how it is with me.

I have come to notice that alot of people take the smallest things for granted. Sometime's just saying "hello, how's your day" can really mean a lot to some one especially if they are not having a great day. I'm fairly simple, it's the small things that matter to me most. and anmyone that knos me, knows this. I always try to do the right thing and always be kind and helpful. Nothing better then helping someone else when your stuck in your own chaos, ya know?

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of 'why' our country is in trouble!





1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her

hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)





2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Cape town. I

started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information,

and then she interrupted me with,



''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape town is in Massachusetts.

'



Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in

Massachusetts, Cape town is in Africa ''



Her response -- click.





3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we

did.



I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando ... He said he was

expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since

Orlando is in the middle of the state.



He replied, 'don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin

state!'' (OMG)





4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, ''Is it possible to see

England from Canada ?'' I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map.'' (OMG, again!)





5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car

in Dallas.



I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in

Dallas.



When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was

a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.''

(Aghhhh)





6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was

possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago

at 8:33 a.m.



I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't

understand the concept of time zones.



Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.





7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical

description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said

'No, why do you ask?'



She replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on

my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''



After putting her on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying

laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. Is (FAT

- Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag

on her luggage.





8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After

going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to

California and then take the train To Hawaii?''





9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, ''how do

I know which plane to get on?''



I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my

flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''





10. A lady Senator called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida .

. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''



I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, FL on a commuter plane.



She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''





11. A senior Senator called and had a question about the documents he needed

in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I

reminded him that he needed a visa. 'Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many

times and never had to have one of those.'' I double-checked and sure enough

his stay required a visa.



When I told him this he said, ''Look, I've been to China four

Times. And every time they have accepted my American Express!''





12. A New Mexico Congress woman called to make reservations, ''I want to go

from Chicago to Rhino, New York .''I was at a loss for words.



Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''



'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the lady.



After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, ma'am,

I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino

anywhere."



''The lady retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''



So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''you don't

mean Buffalo, do you?''



The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''

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Theban
16:23 Dec 17 2009

Lol..these are funny

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I understand some have some concerns. And in all honesty I understand why you have them. The concerns are valid. But, I am my own person and yes I lost it completly in recent days. But also I am a forgiving person. Apologies have been made and I understand some feel it isn't enough. But for me it was. A fresh start is what is needed and what will be done. Some times a leave is needed and sometimes things needed to be recreated. a clean slate. Mistakes have been made, but a better person would understand that and accept that things can move forward and start over.